Mario

Mario (known as Mario "Wilfred" Mario in Thegoodboiguy's SM64 Bloopers) is a video game character, being the main protagonist of the same name series. Age: 30

Thegoodboiguy's SM64 Bloopers
In Thegoodboiguy's SM64 Bloopers, Mario is a regular yet sometimes dumb person. He was born in 1991 from a lesbian family, where the doctor was beaten up. He lived a disgusting yet indeed rich family. At age 8, he was put up for adoption. He was one of the many kids to never get adopted but soon became pregnant out of nowhere, giving birth surprisingly 7 year old not-son but brother, Luigi. At ages 18, Mario became a plumber meeting his first house visit (or castle) in Princess Peach's Castle. Once Mario got used to being there once Toad became addicted to the toilets, Mario eventually stayed there, also noticing Peach gone one time, he met Bowser (upcoming character) who would be a common meet, and then the rest is history.